froody:

am-i-the-asshole-official:

zarohk:

am-i-the-asshole-official:

crispyliza:

am-i-the-asshole-official:

troycattribunny:

am-i-the-asshole-official:

One of the small but recurring things I didn’t expect about this blog is how virulently judgmental people get about their roommates getting takeout and fast food

My sister has been crashing in my house for almost a year now and she has 800 dollars in debt and seemingly never move out despite draining my resources. I in fact will hate that she spends half of her check on fast food

Got another one

I used to be roomates with my sister and she got takeout every damn day and then left all the empty bags on the kitchen table to create a massive mountain of trash

Tumblr users reading this post, apparently:

My partner loves the idea of cooking, but will rarely do it, and would rather get Taco Bell, followed by any other fast food, followed by using a nicotine vape to suppress her appetite.

And she’s in medical debt and can’t figure out why.

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

one-time-i-dreamt:

ALT

futchmemes:

the fact that tiktokers decided to do the zepotha thing on purpose makes me feel so undeservedly smug. oh you had to tell people to talk about the fake movie? interesting. you fucking wish you could be half of what goncharov was

wordfather:

brightgreendandelions:

wordfather:

goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

my egyptologist friend says this is a (very poorly) phonetically transcribed english phrase “this year i will get a mommy boyfriend”

okay you werent supposed to know that

badjokesbyjeff:

bathykolpian:

thetyrannosaur:

fedorathexplorer:

chrownox:

fedorathexplorer:

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

There’s always been something deeply wrong with this place.

All this place needs is another scandal. Any volunteers?

thecatalogues:

ampervadasz:

Kitty!… long leg kitty!.. uh, creechur?… OUPPY

toskarin:

spookymanners:

toskarin:

toskarin:

toskarin:

in my sickly haze I somehow installed 2 tumblrs

the tumblr brothers

so interesting news but after using both for a bit, while they initially seemed the same, it has become clear that the right tumblr app takes place in a timeline where 9/11 did not happen

is it better there

you might think so but you’ll never believe what happened on 9/12

genderfluid-druid:

genderfluid-druid:

hurr hurr I’m a human body hurr hurr I’m gonna solve all my problems using mucus

“i require more fluids” well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

one-time-i-dreamt:

thinking about the guy who bought his fiancée the Dyson Airblade instead of Airwrap (so a hand dryer instead of a multi-styler for hair) and the guy who got his gf the toy Dyson Airwrap set for children thinking it was the real thing on a huge sale

sam-simps-son:

Idk if anyone’s done this before but THEM as that one scene in the first Maleficent movie

dickgirlsdaily:

leiadyke:

dickgirlsdaily:

leiadyke:

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

enki2:

nonamehorse:

ampervadasz:

This is just cruel, why must you torture these poor creatures